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all that and a bag of chips

Friday, April 01, 2005

the cow that could

the cow couldn't allow,
itself to become chow,
so was like - "ciao"
the way i endow,
the snow it can plough
make em' ask how?
get em' 2 raise the eyebrow,
the cow got the know-how
2 make em' say meow,
be heard from moscow,
with a little powwow,
so as to not start a row,
that the cow would vow.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

list of movies that i am deleting off my computer

Team america - World Police - internal cam 1of2.avi
massive movie, loved the "i miss you song" "we have no intelegence" found funny too
Spongebob Squarepants cam-pot (fixed aspect) one vcd.mpg
this was relatively ammusing, didn't watch it all
THE INCREDIBLES - Tmd the incredibles pot cam 1of2.avi
pretty good for an animation perhaps not top 5 though
TMD - 216133632 - TMD The Grudge POT CAM 1of2.avi
haven't watched, have been dodging my scary movies
Anchorman 1of2 www uri - 189331456 - Tmd anchorman
need to watch this again, can remember cracking up about a bonner he had in front of christina applegate. It's an optical illusion
TMD After The Sunset POT CAM 2of2.avi
??????????
Friday Night Lights - Tmd friday night lights pot cam 1of2.avi
have not watched this either
Real! napolian dynamite - TMD - videocd limited cam 2of2.avi
NOW THIS GOT WATCHED, so good - quotes galore
TMD-yourmom - Yourmom - Tmd oceans 12 pot ts 2of2.avi
dissapointing, did not have the gene su qua of the first one
Alex - Tmd - Tmd blade trinity pot ts 2of2.avi
this was pretty kick ass, i have like the whole trilogy
Drumline - Tmd drumline sws cam 2of2.avi
this was pretty kewl, hard to watch in low qual
Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events
so lame - this will be the first to be deleted, how could you do this to me Jim???
Alex - TMD Meet The Fockers POT TS 1of2.avi
as good as the first, no zoolander sequel though, when you gonna drop that on us ben?
Alex - TMD Fat Albert MaTinE CAM 1of2.avi
so lame - would rather watch a kenan and kel marathon
Angel72981 - The movie - Tmd garfield the movie wastedtime cam 2of2115.avi
mmmmm jennifer,
Elf 2003 dvdrip xvid - Film - Elf dvd quality.avi
very good, i like smiling, smiling's my favourite
Zzmovie - TMD Christmas With The Kranks POT CAM 2of2.avi
have not watched
Tmd two brothers pot ts 1of2.avi
go tigers!!!! did not watch all of it, better qual desired
NYPRCN - 17 - Tmd ray pot ts 2of2.avi
can i getta oscar
Alex - Yourmom - TMD Coach Carter MaTinE CAM 2of2.avi
this movie is pretty cool, prob cause b-ball
Tmd - Yourmom - Tmd are we there yet hafvcd cam 1of2.avi
this had the best start, fully friday style, then got lame-0
Movie - 130244608 - Tmd harold and kumar go to white castle cam sws 2of2.avi
super funny, song they sing along to in the 4x4 they steal off that dude - classic
Tmd - Yourmom - Tmd in good company iatse dvd scr 1of2.avi
dude off that 70's show - has it's moments
Tmd million dollar baby iatse limited dvdscr 2of3.avi
so it one an oscar, hillary's so hot right now
Tmd hide and seek pot cam 2of2.avi
ohhh another scary one i dodged
Kids Movie - Tmd racing stripes pot ts 2of2.avi
this was cool, david spade as the fly!!!
Tmd sideways hls dvdscr 1of2.avi
i knew all the wine terminoligy - yeah i rock
Boogeyman - Boogeyman ts cobra 2of2.avi
all right for a scary flick
Adam Sandler Téa Leoni - Spanglish 2004 cd1.avi
this was not a total let down, has it's moments,
Alex - ENG - Tmd the aviator wastedtime limited cam 1of3.avi
was ok
Metallica - Some kind of monster full movie.mpg
insightful look into how lame metallica are
TMD-yourmom - Yourmom - Tmd hitch saosin fixed proper ts 1of2.avi
a few laughs
Movie - MOVIE - Tmd garden state wastedtime limited scr 1of2 2.avi
this was ok
Julia Roberts - Movie - Closer full movie.avi
was this the one with princess nabo
2004 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.avi
still gotta watch
TMD-yourmom - Yourmom - Tmd guess who stn ts 1of2.avi
go bernie and ashton whata combo
[TMD]Super.Size.Me.(HafVCD).Limited.DVDScr.(2of2).avi
good doco about eating Mc d's 4 a month
tmd-yourmom - tmd man of the house nbp ts 2of2.avi
can not remeber what this was about
[TMD]Be.Cool.(STN).TS.(2of2).avi
fully wicked - like all the stars in it - Go the rock
tmd the pacifier pot cam 1of2.avi
super crap movie, but mildly amusing
Without A Paddle [2004] (divx) (WWW.URI-MOVIES.TK).avi
kept seeing the shorts for this film in the cinema, is a pretty kewl movie
[TMD]Robots.(STN).Internal.TS.(1of2).avi
top 5 animation for sure - robin williams is the man "well we couldn't call her aunt booty" "it's an infusion of jazz and funk....known as junk"

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

wednesday morning - so many dreams

Seems like i had a ka-billion dreams last night. Was a little hard to get to sleep last night, was amped that had won game of indoor netball (second game in a row - we never win?!?!?!?). Anyhow dreams i can remember include:
* mum and dad talking about how the house is no longer listed on the market (was in our lounge)
*me and my brother outside a house in the morning waiting to get home? for some reason he took a cab, but i was waiting for another option
*maybe i did not have that many dreams after all, seemed like a lot to have dreamed about.

Song - Ms Jackson by Outkast

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Tuesday morning - no dreams :(

no dreams, but did have jack johnson playing in my head "the sitting waiting song" Most mornings i have been trying to wake up at 630 to watch Samaruai Jack, but that extra hour of sleep is just too tempting

Monday, February 14, 2005

monday morning - no rest for the wicked

dream of being at a party, was a dance party at a place that seemed similar to raurimu. The party kicked off with and a guy was dancing to some good tunes then it turned out he was the dj. he got into his dj booth and started out his set the same way the essential mixes start ("this is the ess ess ess essen essential mix, hi i'm pete tong). Quite a crowd was up front of the booth dancing, then it tuns out he was bartending too, made this cool dring that was all read and smokey. he gave away some free stuff and i was fighting with these 2 goth dudes for what ended up being a janet jackson poster - i was stoked.

also had dream that was geeting a new laptop, it had the kewlest features and was painted greeen camo.

Song playing in my head was spair me the details by the off spring

Sunday, February 13, 2005

sunday morning - a bit of jlo

that's right my dream was like a J-lo music video or something, her with her dance crew dancing around. I can't remember my purpose, must have been to ensure that butt and thighs were being shot on the right angles.

Song playing in my head was even jlo, i think it has "cant" in the title, song has a cool horn loop kinda like the 500 number but only 1sec lopped over and over.

since i slept in a bit, new song popped into my head, jojo - baby it's you. (the shame the shame) I should have woke up with jlo.

Other non related dream news - is my big day out wrist band came off yesterday at the beach nooooooooo

and, i lost in the 1st round of the rps challenge (rock paper sissors) that telecom (my cell phone provider) was putting on - stupid rock

Saturday, February 12, 2005

sat morning dream had maximum cool factor

Had the kewlest dream of a remote control car racing tournament. Might sound lame but the racing was all dreamnt in 1st person (didn't view any of the thumb twidling by the dudes controlling the cars) was kinda like watching a gran turissmo replay on a playstaion II. Anyhow the tournament eliminated all cars down to a final - of a one on one race. One car got a clear lead and got to show boat around the end of the course (doing styley turns and donuts etc) and did not even cross the finish line, minutes went by, then the lossing car caught up, only to be confronted face to face with the leading car - western gun slinging style. It then became clear that the winning car was gonna destroy the other car by all means necissary. The car manged to evade and dodge for a short time but then was spetacually crashed into a wall.

Had various songs come into my head during the waking process (ahhh saturday sleep in). "Mylo - drop the pressure" was the only i can remember at this time. I think i am actually starting to consiously put songs in my head before waking up, like i am purpsly dreaming of a song so as to put it in my blog. hmmmm